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Pilot is the first episode of Nautical Neighbors.

Plot[]

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward prepare for the Annual Fry Cook Games.

Characters[]

SpongeBob SquarePants

Squidward Tentacles

Patrick Star

Mr. Krabs

Transcript[]

A nice Sunday morning, turns into a wacky adventure for SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward.

SpongeBob just wakes up.

He inhales and exhales.

SpongeBob: What a beautiful day!

'Sponge'bob gets off of his bed, brushes his teeth, and heads down into the living room, where Gary is watching TV.

SpongeBob: Hey, Gare-Bare, whatcha' watching?

"Meow"

Johnny Erain:  (on TV) Yes! That's right! The Annual Fry Cook Games is today! Don't miss it! There will be plenty of challenges and medal-winners, who will bring home the Gold? and The Sliver, and The Bronze, and... What's after bron- Nevermind! Just be there! Or not!

SpongeBob: Oh my stars and garters! The Fry Cook Games! I better tell Patrick!

SpongeBob hurries to the phone to tell his best friend, Patrick, about the FCG.

SpongeBob: Hello?! Patrick! The Fry Cook Games are today!

Patrick: Today?! Well, why didn't you tell me?!

SpongeBob: Patrick, I just did.

Patrick: Oh, okay, so you competing?

SpongeBob: Yup! I'm gonna win gold just like last year!

Patrick: And I will be right beside you!

SpongeBob: Don't forget Patrick!

Patrick: Hm, when do I forget anything?

SpongeBob: Yeah, okay, Bye Pat.

Patrick: Bye SpongeBob!

They hang up.

The scene is cut to Skodwarde, Er, I mean Squidward is seen putting his brown shirt on, and blowing a few notes into his clarinet.

Squidward: (inhales, exhales) What a Sun-Tastic day! (mutters) Hopefully SpongeBob, won't ruin this day!

Squidward walks down stairs, only to hear some loud grunting, and shouting.

Squidward: H-Hello? Anybody there?!

Squidward quickly jerks his head to the left, and sees nothing but his purple, coral plant.

Squidward: Wait a second, no dobut this is SpongeBob.

Squidward sprints up to his painting, (and clarinet room) and looks out his window, to see SpongeBob doing pushups and lifting 1 pound weights.

Squidward: What is this loon up to now?

Squidward proceeds to shake his head, but is startled by a sudden ring on his shell phone.

Squidward: Oh no, it's SpongeBob.

Squidward presses talk.

Squidward: Hello?

SpongeBob: Hi Squidward! I'm competing in the Fry Cook Games!

Squidward: Again? You and Patrick fought to the very end for that stupid competiton.

SpongeBob: Well, we made up in the end.

Squidward: Whatever.

SpongeBob: So, you coming to the FCG?

Squidward: Hm, let me think about it, NO!

Squidward forcefully slams his tentacle finger on the END button.

Squidward: That SpongeBob is so stupid! How did I become surronded by such loser neighbors?

The scene cuts to the 3 houses and then zips in SpongeBob's house, who is dressed and ready for the Games.

The Scene cuts again to Squidward's house, he gets another phone call.

Squidward: Is that? Mr. Krabs?

BEEP!

Mr. Krabs: (on phone) Squidward, you have to come to the Annual Fry Cook Games. It's a tradition that runs in the family, your gonna judge SpongeBob with me!

Squidward: What?!

Mr. Krabs: That's right! So don't be late, or i'll have yer booty! ArArararaara!

Squidward: B-But M-Mr. Krabs, I-I, Y-

(Beep!)

Squidward hears Mr. Krabs hang up.

Squidward: I am in a load of barnacles...

Squidward exits his house, and walks over to SpongeBob's all dressed and coachy lookin'

Squidward: (knocks on door) SpongeBob!

SpongeBob opens the door.

Squidward: (sigh) I can't believe I am saying this but... I'm going to train you for the Fry Cook Games, with Mr. Krabs.

SpongeBob is shocked, pleasently.

SpongeBob: WHOOOPPEEE! Let's go!

Squidward and SpongeBob march to the Fry Cook Games.

SpongeBob: So, was it your idea to help train me?

Squidward: Uh, Well, Er- Sure, fine, whatever.

SpongeBob: Yipee! You're such a great friend Squidward!

Squidward sighs, and within a few more minutes they arrive at the FCG.

Squidward: Now, listen SpongeBob, we may have to face fierce competiton, so it's important you focus, and pay attention to your training, got it SquareBrain?

SpongeBob: Uh... Yes Sir!

SpongeBob salutes to Squidward, as they enter the door.

Squidward: Oh my.

The camera pans out and we see millions of fish sitting around the main course.

Squidward: Hey, there's Mr. Krabs and Patrick over there.

SpongeBob and Squidward walk over to them.

More, coming soon...